If you know about the nastiest and bravest criminals that would even swallow drugs or valuable minerals such as diamonds/jewels, you still haven't seen or heard it all. Obviously, when you swallow an object we already know that you are going to wait for it till it comes out along with your feces at the toilet. Looking for something in your own excreta is disgusting, but some people can do the weirdest things that are beyond shocking. You're about to read about some women who used their own genitals to conceal objects. I wonder why some women would do such a thing, and I also wonder what do their own mothers or children say or think about them. When you hide something in your genitals and make a news headline, you become popular by being known for what you did. All these entries on this list are not suitable for children, and like I said, they are all very shocking.
10. Crack Pipe
When some people are caught red-handed, they may try to do something quick to save their selves. The same thing happened to a 28-year-old Arlina Romero – a woman who was found by the police walking out of a recognized drug-house. The deputy who had arrested Arlena stated that he approached her when she walked out of the house, then she turned and tried to take off. He also said she seemed to be trying to hide something in the crotch area in her pants. She was taken to the police station where she was asked if she had hidden something in her pants. Romero confessed that she had a crack pipe hidden in her vagina. After her confession, female deputies went to a private room and removed the six-inch crack pipe from her vagina. She was then arrested for possession of Cont Substance (Crack Cocaine) and possession of Paraphernalia. Another 26-year-old, Jeana Marie Smart, hid a meth pipe of crack in her vagina that had broken inside of her.
9. Thirty Six Vials of Crack
This is another shocking story of a 22-year-old woman who tucked 36 vials of crack inside herself. The woman, named Ashley Bellamy, was with her boyfriend at an Upper Darby parking lot when they pulled out a gun on their customer demanding more money. Unfortunately, the customer went back and called the police reporting that there is a man with a gun in the parking lot. The cops arrived, but after they prompted Bellamy to get out of the car, they noticed she was walking funny. A female officer was called to search her and admitted that she had hidden 36 vials of crack inside her vagina. Apparently, both Bellamy and her boyfriend were drug dealers. It's not right for a boyfriend to let her own girl hide things in her genitals. Did she have to sacrifice that much just to avoid being caught with drugs? It is shocking!
8. Donny Osmond's poster
If you were a celebrity you have probably seen all the crazy things that some fans can do for you. But I think not all celebrities have seen it all like Donny Osmond has. A female fan was examined by medics when she experienced pain in her private area. They revealed the problem was a rolled-up poster of her Idol, Donny Osmond. It can make you curious why would she inserts it into her vagina. A question that I think may not be suitable to ask is "what size was the poster?" I hope it's not huge. When a poster is rolled-up, it becomes a bit hardened. She could injure herself very badly. If I was a news reporter, I would definitely ask Donny what he thinks about this. It's also a bit funny when you think of it. I wonder if maybe she had a delusional psychotic believe that there's a good outcome for inserting a poster of her desired man in her private parts.
7. A Credit Card
People do the most unimaginable things for financial benefits, even if it means risking their own dignity or reputations. A Florida woman, Ann Marie Hernandez, 46, was caught with a fraudulent credit card that she hid inside her genitals. She was discovered that she was in possession of the credit card after she purchased some merchandise worth thousands of dollars. When the police asked her about the credit card, she told them that she hid it inside her vagina. The cops who arrested her were still shocked with disbelief. A female deputy was then called to the scene to search her, and she confirmed that she had indeed hidden the credit card and a fake license in her vagina. Police arrested and charged her with one count of a possession of a fraudulent driver's license and one count of misrepresenting a fraudulent credit card.
6. A Bottle filled with Urine
People usually throw away bottles when they're empty. While some people could pick them up for recycling, a 20-year-old named Mischelle Lindy Salzgeber picked it up for a shocking purpose. The 20-year-old of Dade City, Florida, was arrested on probation when she had a drug test booked for her in jail. Mischelle filled an empty bottle with someone else's urine and hid it inside her vagina so that she could pass the test. Unfortunately, an X-ray was processed and revealed the hidden bottle, but the urine that she filled the bottle with tested positive anyway. According to the incident report, the bottle that Mischelle had hidden inside her genitals was a vodka bottle, which she removed during a strip search.
5. Mobile Phone
Thieves know the best places to hide what they steal. While some hiding places can easily be discovered, a Romanian woman hid a mobile phone in a place no one could possibly think of or suggest. She had stolen the phone on a restaurant dinner table, but luckily she was seen by another customer who pointed her out for stealing the phone. The police searched the 34-year-old Romanian woman without success when some bright spark suggested they call the phone. A simple phone call that was made to the stolen cell phone humiliated the Romanian woman in public as the phone rang under her skirt. This shows how one little thing can change everything. If she had turned the mobile phone off, she would have gotten away with it and had some good laughter about it after the relief of being caught. The owner of the phone refused to take it back, saying it might have been damaged and that he will claim it at his insurance company. I don't know if it could have been wise to put it on vibration mode, but that too could have helped.
4. A Rolex
Expensive jewelry is the biggest jackpot for any thief that is looking for a fortune. A Las Vegas woman who was hired to give a man a $300 private massage did something she regrets as she is now facing 20 years in prison for stealing a Rolex. The woman must have realized that the man is wearing a $35,000 Rolex. She made a request to the man, named Kenneth Herold, to take it off before she started the massage. Herold, 66, noticed a few minutes later that the watch was missing. He questioned her and she denied she had taken it. The police were called and when they arrived, they took the woman in for questioning. When she was questioned, she made up stories that Herold got angry when she didn't want to perform oral sex. After some time, she admitted that she had taken the watch. She also complained about some pains in the area where she had hidden the watch. Police took her to the hospital, where an X-ray revealed that she had indeed hidden the watch inside her vagina.
3. 54 Bags of Heroin and Money
A woman from Pennsylvania, who's in her late twenty's, was arrested after 54 bags of heroin was found in her genitals. Karin Mackaliunas, who lived in Scranton, Pennsylvania, was detained by police on suspicion of burglary at a bar after crashing her vehicle. The police who arrived at the crash scene found three bags of heroin in Mackaliunas jacket when they searched her for weapons. She was then taken to the police station where two female officers got on a struggle as they began to search her again. That was when she ended up telling the officer in charge that she had more drugs hidden in her vagina. Mackaliunas was taken to the Community Medical Centre where she was examined by a doctor. 54 bags of heroin were found hidden in her genitals, including $51.22 in cash. I honestly haven't heard of anything like this. If this woman still has a mother, I assume she must have fainted when she heard about this! 54 Bags of heroin found where?! I really hope she doesn't have kids who will grow up knowing what their own mother did.
2. A Knife
When I read about some stories of some entries on this list I never thought I'd be shocked as much as I was when I read about this one. I'm sure you must be screaming already by just reading the heading of this entry yourself. It was on a Sunday evening in late April, 2011, when Whitney Noelle Krimmel and Gloria Esther Perez got in a cat fight in Fort Myers, Florida. Fortunately, the fight did not last any longer because two deputies were nearby and came into action to separate the combatants. As the Deputies did the questioning, Whitney made the stake even worse for her by giving them a false name. Two other female sheriffs came to the scene to search them both, and how unfortunate, the other sheriff knew Whitney's real name as she had dealt with her on some cases in the past. In the ensuing search of both women, deputies discovered 25 prescription MEDs totaling 350 pills. The officers noticed that Perez was becoming increasingly fidgety during the search, putting hands on her private area like she was hiding something. Police decided to take Gloria Esther Perez to the hospital after where Hospital personnel discovered a knife and a bottle of prescription pills stashed in the rolls of her belly fat. A second knife was revealed stowed in the woman's vagina. The criminal charges against her were not made public.
1. A Loaded Gun
When a 19-year-old, Dallas Archer, got arrested for driving with a suspended driver's license, cops did not imagine what a surprise she had in store for them. The young teen was taken to the Kingport jail where she was searched by a woman corrections officer before she was locked up. During the search, the officer discovered an unknown object in the 19-year-old's crotch. A second female officer came to help with the search and a loaded, five-shot, four inches, 22 caliber mini revolver was found concealed in Archer's vagina. Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. She was later released on $6,000 bond.
